ABOUT THE FARM
EGG-TASTIC JOKES
We love a good pun around here. I have picked a few of my favourites to share with you and give you a wee giggle while visiting my website.
A chicken and an egg walk into a bar… The bartender says, “Who’s first?”
I know I’m a real comedi-hen.
What do you call a chicken that goes on a safari?
An eggs-plorer
What did the chick say when she saw her mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
How do chickens stay fit?
They eggs-ercise!
What do you call hens that snooze on the job?
Eggs-austed
A chicken saw a duck standing by the side of the road. The chicken called out to the duck: “Don’t do it pal. You’ll never hear the end of it!”
Aren’t these jokes im-peck-able?
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken Sedan.
Why can’t you tease egg whites?
Because they can’t take a yolk!
I had a hen who could count her own eggs…
She was a mathmachicken. It’s a pity she can’t teach me…
How do eggs run?
They scramble
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mess up their yokes
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken!
What sound does a negative rooster make?
Cock-a-doodle-don’t.
What do chicken philosophers think about?
The meaning of eggsistence
